Pg 1: IN THE BEGINNING...

Was the Bear. and BEHOLD, he was...NUTS.

Well, so be it. But humans are more than a bit tetched too. Trust me.

Cause you can't trust them, except to be wildly unpredictable and borderline wacko.

BEARS on the other hand are really QUITE stable.
Although we tend to not live in stables like horses and their asses, but in caves...
OR
in MY case, in a bodacious big house with all the amenities AND my pet cat, Kiki...*
who I do believe is part Human, part feline, and part Sadist.

He is also wildly prone to naps. Must be the feline part.

The rest of the time he prefers to GORGE himself on whatever he can forage...
FROM his food dish, AND the rest of his days and nights are spent in making MY life
MISERABLE.

Ok, that might be a teeny bit of a stretch. He DOES go potty some of the time.

Anyway,

HERE WE ARE:

FRESH:

The whole idea here is to afford anyone who wants to come join in a place to do just that.
Express themselves. Venture opinions. SPEW. (within reason of course)..

The ONLY rule (loosely defined) is that thou shalt not be MEAN to each other. Espousing differences of opinion but one should always be civil. Disagree without being disagreeable. Otherwise have at it.

The forums and discussions features are coming shortly, and then enjoy the rowdy and frequently messy but fun and exciting exchange of ideas tweenst Humanoids. ALUS an experiment in craziness.

In the meantime, enjoy the musings of a silly Bear.

( I HAVE OPENED UP A COUPLE OF DISCUSSION THREADS. FEEL FREE TO PARTICIPATE).

NOTE:  IF FOUR-LETTER WORDS OFFEND YOU AND TWENTY LETTER WORDS CONFUSE YOU, C YA.

IF DERANGED HUMAN BRAIN SYNDROME MAKES YOU CRAZY...YOU MIGHT be in the right place.

IF YOU SUDDENLY BECOME AGITATED AND ADDLED, MY WORK IS DONE HERE.

BUT, IF LIVELY DISCUSSIONS ON A WIDE VARIETY OF TOPICS TANTALIZES YOU AND TICKLES YOUR INNARDS, C'MON. WHATCHA WAITY FOAH.

HUMOR TOO. MIGHT EVEN SING A SONG OR TWO, DANCE. HELL, WE MIGHT EVEN MAKE SENSE ON OCCASION...(don't count on it. LOL).

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRE WE GO:

STAR TREK DEEP SHIT 69.

HARUMPH!

AND IF YOU LIKE BEARS...MIGHT BE SOME HONEY IN IT FOAH YAH TOO.
(HINT: MAKES YOU APPEAR MORE EDIBLE).

FEW RULES TO BE BROKEN AND FUN AND INSIGHT ABOUNDING.


SO C'MON> HAVE AT IT. IF YOU GONNA MAKE A FEWL OF YOAHSELFIE, MAHT AS WELL DEW IT HEAH.

YEPPPP

*Mittens my beloved cat died of Lymphoma Cancer in my arms April 8, 2014. He was 22. He will be sorely missed. 

Another varmit (Kiki) came into my life in mid-June as a young kitten. He is now 6 years old as of April 2020, and he is as nutzoid as Mittens ever was. GOOD GOD. LOL

Pg 2:  MUSTAFA AND THE MIDDLE EAST

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